Tony Blews

So its time to do a review of something.

Imagine that you smoke, and that you’re now exiled to standing in the street outside the pub whenever you want a fag. Great. And it gets better. You can’t throw you dog end into the gutter anymore, as that is littering. What you need is some device that you can bung the smouldering dog-ends into, and save them until you can find a handy bin.

Sounds like you need a Butt Pouch.

This handy little pocket sized thingy is lined with foil to conduct heat away from the errant embers and cool them down. It also seals nearly airtight, thus depriving the nub of the needed oxygen.

Marvellous. Where can you get one? Well, either you friendly local boozer is giving them away, or try www.buttsandgum.com.

Oh, and if you’re feeling particularly pikey, you can save the dogs and re-roll them later.