Tony Blews

Rumour has it that born-again biker Eddy Fox borrows an aging Ford Scorpio to do
his shopping. He sets off for the nearest big town, and purchases an aquarium
and some battery powered christmas lights.

On the way back he is spotted by the police having a smoke while driving,
resulting in a medium speed chase which ends with the Scorpio being crashed and
the aquarium (which is now full of flashing fairy lights) suffering damage.

Fox staggers into the Woolpack, chased by heavily armed riot police (in full helmet and stab vest regalia).

Shots are fired, and most of the Woolpack customers fall to the ground. The
camera zooms in on Eddy’s face. A shot is heard. Fade to black.