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		<title>Evony adverts getting worse</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Evony, the browser based game which became notorious for its adverts picturing scantily clad women, amongst other things, has gone a step further with its advertising. From stealing images from costume sites, through some really ropey CGI women, using a model who is a gamer, to outright norkage, it seems that they&#8217;ll try anything to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evony">Evony</a>, the browser based game which became notorious for its adverts picturing scantily clad women, amongst other things, has gone a step further with its advertising. From <a href="http://blog.costumecraze.com/2009/05/dubious-civony-game-uses-costume-photo">stealing images from costume sites</a>, through some really ropey CGI women, using a <a href="http://pwned.com/NatalieG">model who is a gamer</a>, to outright norkage, it seems that they&#8217;ll try anything to attract teenage boys and semi-employed 38 year old geeks to their game. The latest advert doesn&#8217;t even name the product, yet has all the hallmarks of their campaign.</p>
<p>First though, here are the adverts from times past:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tonyblews.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evonycomp.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-medium wp-image-563" title="evonycomp" src="http://www.tonyblews.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evonycomp-300x154.jpg" alt="evonycomp" width="300" height="154" /></a></p>
<p>Classy stuff, i&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll agree, and cock all to do with the game which is a poor Civilisation clone with no queen to save, and thus no norks.</p>
<p>And so on to the new advert&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.tonyblews.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evony8.jpg"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-565" title="evony8" src="http://www.tonyblews.co.uk/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/evony8.jpg" alt="evony8" width="250" height="208" /></a></p>
<p>Christ, you&#8217;d hardly know it it was for Evony if it wasn&#8217;t for the &#8220;My Lord&#8221; catchphrase, and the the familiar looking button.</p>
<p>Still, it seems to work for them. Gullible idiots seem to be playing the game and even paying for it.</p>
<p>So. If it works for them, it might work for me. If you want to volunteer to show a lot of cleavage to advertise a website of mine, don&#8217;t hesitate to contact me. <strong><em>Jon, this does NOT apply to you!</em></strong></p>
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