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	<title>Tony Blews &#187; newsagents</title>
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		<title>Newsagents</title>
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		<category><![CDATA[cat torture]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Does standing in a newsagent&#8217;s shop and reading a magazine, and then not buying it, constitute theft (in a very small way)? Should, therefore, the likes of W.H.Smith&#8217;s have the right to remove any information you&#8217;ve gleaned from you brain as you leave the shop? Dear W.H.Smith, I have a power drill, and will perform [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Does standing in a newsagent&#8217;s shop and reading a magazine, and then not buying it, constitute theft (in a very small way)?</p>
<p>Should, therefore, the likes of W.H.Smith&#8217;s have the right to remove any information you&#8217;ve gleaned from you brain as you leave the shop?</p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Dear W.H.Smith,</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>I have a power drill, and will perform lobotomies for free.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Yours etc.</em></p>
<p style="padding-left: 30px;"><em>Tony</em>.</p>
<p>Nothing annoys me more* than having to push past &#8220;free readers&#8221; to get to my copy of Cat Torturer Monthly.</p>
<p>*Actually that is a lie. A lot of things annoy me more. French cars, for example.</p>
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