Tony Blews

Oh dear, The Sun must be at the barrel scraping stage if they fall for lame rubbish such as this:

(See the story at http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2960673/Ghostly-figure-of-a-weeping-girl-in-mirror-of-hotel-room.html)

This little girl gets about a bit. Sometimes she appears in kitchen door glass (http://www.ghostsandstories.com/little-girl-ghost.html).

But this is hardly surprising considering this iPhone App: http://www.appstorehq.com/ghostcapture-iphone-79452/app

But it isn’t just the outrageous fakery that annoys me. Just read the story for all the signs of Sun Bullshit:

• Unidentified guests
• Unidentified spokesman
• Random words in BOLD CAPITALS

Honestly, if they want some made-up bullshit they should contact me. A copy of my CV should proove fictional enough for them.

I’m predicting the big panic story for next year:

Apparently, Bird Flu didn’t scare us enough, so now we have Pig Flu. I’m terrified.

According to the symptoms listed on this picture from Wikipedia, I’ve been suffering from Swine Influenza since about 2002.

Sitting and watching TV at work (as I obviously don’t have a telly at home) is occasionally ruined by the Act on CO2 adverts. I really hate the whining northern arsecandle on those adverts. Being a whining Northerner is my job, not his.

Anyway, my recent playing of games on t’internet has also been ruined by needless appearances of this fart-trumpet. And so, I give you…