If one needs to take care of a cat, one needs both time and money.

But, as Benjamin Franklin told us, Time is Money. Therefore:

Thus:

In the Bible  (Timothy 6:10), we are told that “the love of money is the root of all evil”, hence:

Which give us:

Or, in other words:

But, as squares and roots cancel each other out…

Hence, without a shadow of a doubt:

So, I’ve proved that Crewe is a Gateway to Hell, and that Cats Are Evil. What obviousity should I try next?

(Tom the Cat owns my sister. He is, sadly, on Facebook. Be his friend.)