Tony Blews

Recently I made some comments about the VX1 Mini-Mobile phone.

Since then I’ve played about with the phone. And then I broke it.

The phone got knocked off the end of my workbench, after which it failed to work.

The phone now fails to recognise SIM cards, and rattles when shaken. This makes me think that the SIM contact mountings have broken.

This is shit. I’ve thrown a Nokia 3310 at a wall and it still read the SIM, even though half the keypad was snapped off.

Tesco have withdrawn the phone from sale, and are not offering replacements.  I was offered what is tantamount to a credit note against  other goods though.

The saying goes: “he who breaks something to understand it has left the path of wisdom”.

If it already broken, it is fair game.

So I’ll be taking one apart soon.

Another day, another drunken tat-gadget purchase. This time it’s the VX1 Mini Mobile Phone, a phone designed to be cheap, cheerless, and as basic as something very basic. If it was a car, it would be a 1991 Škoda Favorit.

The phone, which offers less features than a Nokia 3110, is available from Tesco for the whopping price of £9.48. This is what it looks like, with the usual cigarette lighter for size comparison:

At 80x50x10.3mm, its small enough to bung in a pocket/bag/glovebox and forget about until you need it. The battery allegedly last for 90 hours, and you can chatter away for 100 minutes, or so they say.

You can make and recieve calls on it, and do the text message stuff, but that is about it. No games, no putting your own ringtones on it, no web browsing and certainly no fancy-pants apps that will annoy the hell out of your mates (if you have any left after installing that Vuvuzela thing).

This less-than-a-tenner phone isn’t locked to any network and does the GSM 900/1800 or 850/1900 thing, allowing you to pop your existing sim card into it. I’ve tried it on all the usual UK suspects and it works, with the exception of 3. 3 sims carry a warning not to insert them into 2g phone or they will become blocked, and I only have one 3 sim at the moment, which I don’t want to lose.

Talking of losing things, this is probably the main market for the phone. If you are the sort of numpty who can’t go out for a night on the lash without losing your phone in a taxi, this is the idea one for you. True, you’ll lose your number, and won’t be able to annoy your mates (those you have left) with the latest iDrone apps, but losing a ten quid phone is a lot less hassle that losing one worth £400*.

*Of course, the only reason why I don’t have four hundred and odd quids worth of phone is because I keep buying tat like this instead!