Now you can have the special Valentines version:

Anyway. Here is how to make one of these things for real.

You will need:

• A colour printer, some ink, and some paper. This card would be better.
• Some scissors, or a small knife. A machette will be too big and unwieldy.
• Some glue. I'd suggest a Pritt-stick. Evostick is no good for this. I used Blu-Tack, as it was all I could find at 1AM.
  
  Step #1
  Download and print out these files:
  
  

  Fig 1	Fig 2
  	Fig 3

  
  
  Step #2
  Cut out each one, giving you 3 recangles of card.
  For Fig 1 and Fig 3, cut out the dark grey areas.
  For Fig 2, cut along the vertical line, and around the gap between the hands.
  
  
  Example using the Christmas version
  
  Step #3
  Fold Fig 1 along the two black lines.
  
  
  
  Step #4
  Get your pritstick, and glue Henry Kelly (Fig 3) to the back of the inside of Fig 1
  
  
  
  Step #5
  Trim to bottom tab of Fig 1 to fit, and glue it to the front part, making an envelope with open sides. Mr. Kelly should now be staring through the hole.
  
  
  
  Step #6
  Carefully slide the 2 halves of Fig 2 into the sides of the envelope, so that the hands close over Kelly's face. Breathe a sigh of relief!
  
  
  
  Step #7
  ?????
  
  Step #8
  Profit!!!
  When you pull the tabs at the side (carefully marked "Pull Here"), the grinning face of Henry Kelly stares back at you (rather that a scarily gaping arse).
  
  Advanced students may replace the face with something more fitting.