Tony Blews

It was recently pointed out to me that I hadn’t actually included by email address on this site anywhere. This wasn’t actually an oversight, but a deliberate decision. To avoid getting even more spam email than I currently get, I’m not going to tell you what my address is.

I will, however, give you a whacking great big clue:

Take my first name, follow it with the ‘at’ symbol, then append the domain name.

I can be found on places like Facebook (Oh Hell, did I really use the phrase “like Facebook”? Crap, I’ve done it again!), but tend not to reply to messages on there much.

Do not contact me if your communication meets any of the following criteria:

• You wish to sell me viagra, cialis, stay-up creams or grow-it-bigger pumps. Unless you wish to tell me who is spreading these scurrilous rumours, so I can go and smash their windows.
• You represent a wealthy organisation that wishes to liberate its funds and only I can help. Believe me, your having access to my bank account will only make you marginally poorer.
• You email address contains “aol” or “hotmail”. Just forget it. If a monkey like me can register a domain name, then so can you.

However, I will respond to emails which fit into these categories:

• Offers of work. Paid, hopefully.
• Offers of interesting ideas and projects to work on. If I like it enough, I sometimes to code-monkeying for free.