Tony Blews » Tv Shows I’d Like To See

Harecastle and McCormick

Tony — Wed, 30 Jun 2010 00:10:09 +0000

I’m waiting for the final Emmerdale episode

Tony — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 05:46:13 +0000

Rumour has it that born-again biker Eddy Fox borrows an aging Ford Scorpio to do
his shopping. He sets off for the nearest big town, and purchases an aquarium
and some battery powered christmas lights.

On the way back he is spotted by the police having a smoke while driving,
resulting in a medium speed chase which ends with the Scorpio being crashed and
the aquarium (which is now full of flashing fairy lights) suffering damage.

Fox staggers into the Woolpack, chased by heavily armed riot police (in full helmet and stab vest regalia).

Shots are fired, and most of the Woolpack customers fall to the ground. The
camera zooms in on Eddy’s face. A shot is heard. Fade to black.

Benn – The Movie

Tony — Tue, 03 Mar 2009 02:29:21 +0000

Castles of Britain, with Mott and Bailey

Tony — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 20:50:06 +0000

If I had a television, I’d probably moan about all the rubbish that is on these days. But I don’t, so I won’t.

Instead, I’ve decided to invent some TV shows that I, personally, would like to watch. If I had a television. Which I don’t.

Let’s get the ball rolling with this imaginary epic…

Mott and Bailey

Produced by the team behind “Coast”, “Castles of Britain” would be a 12 part series of half hour episodes following a re-formed Mott the Hoople and Bill Bailey as they explore, strangely, the castles of Britain.

Over the course of the series, they could give an insight into the history of each castle, before performing an outdoor concert and entertaining the locals with a mixture of early seventies glam-rock and contempory comedy.