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Gallifrey 1st XI

Tony — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 03:44:40 +0000

The squad has been named for Gallifrey’s quarter final game against the Cybermen.

The Doctor(sub), The Doctor, The Doctor, The Doctor(goal), The Doctor, The Doctor,The Doctor, The Doctor(sub), The Doctor, The Doctor, The Doctor, The Doctor, The Doctor.

Ooooh, Frontpaged on b3ta!

Tony — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 12:27:19 +0000

Here was the image:

and here is the link to the post… http://www.b3ta.com/board/9693867

A quick example of how a mention in the b3ta newsletter can affect your site hits

Tony — Mon, 24 Aug 2009 03:56:02 +0000

After my mention in the b3ta newsletter on August the 7th, this happened:

Unexpected Goatse in Blackpool Pub

Tony — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 22:38:30 +0000

This slightly worrying Goatse was on the wall of The King Edward VII pub, on Central Drive, Blackpool. In the toilets. I think the subtle message is that if you drink and drive, then your rectum with become distended.

Edit: Now with added b3ta approval!

Act on CO2

Tony — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 03:32:13 +0000

Sitting and watching TV at work (as I obviously don’t have a telly at home) is occasionally ruined by the Act on CO2 adverts. I really hate the whining northern arsecandle on those adverts. Being a whining Northerner is my job, not his.

Anyway, my recent playing of games on t’internet has also been ruined by needless appearances of this fart-trumpet. And so, I give you…

Oh God, what have I done?

Tony — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 18:51:07 +0000

Many, many years ago, February 24th 2001 to be exact, I theorised to a Mr. Joel Veitch, of Rathergood.com, that you could summon a demon by masturbating on to your own faeces. Ok, so I stole this idea from a Clive Barker book, and neglected to mention that you must use your invisible psychic arm. Joel adopted me as his god, which is good. Sadly, in recent years, the quality of worship has declined. So it really serves him right that this has happened:

See the original page here

Top 10 For Dummies uses my picture

Tony — Fri, 02 Jan 2009 21:57:33 +0000

The excellent Top 10 For Dummies site has used a crappy piece of my artwork on the site. Brilliant. Its just a shame they got my URL wrong in the credit.

Here is the original picture, which was done for b3ta:

B3ta Bonus

Tony — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 01:58:59 +0000

A double B3ta bonus week for me. Not only do I get a mention in the newsletter, but my pen arrived in the post (payment for helping Rob with his game).

Difficult Second Album

Tony — Sat, 18 Oct 2008 02:05:57 +0000

Out of sheer boredom, I’m playing the Debut Album Game, again.

beeger

Artist: Beer Hacket

Title by Mary S. Calderone

Image Source: Leave Me Out With The Waste, This is Not What I Do, filtered, of course.

Psycho Fireman

Tony — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:49:32 +0000

I couple of weeks ago I did some coding for Rob Manuel of b3ta fame, specifically the code to parse a wiki page and present the resulting data in a format usuable to a Flash application.

Rob has used this to load in the levels to his “Psycho Fireman” game, a variation (blatant rip-off) of Sokoban.

Sadly, he suffered a terminal hard-drive crash shortly afterwards, so the game was never finished.
All the game progress was documented here.