Tony Blews

Here was the image:

and here is the link to the post… http://www.b3ta.com/board/9693867

After my mention in the b3ta newsletter on August the 7th, this happened:

This slightly worrying Goatse was on the wall of The King Edward VII pub, on Central Drive, Blackpool. In the toilets. I think the subtle message is that if you drink and drive, then your rectum with become distended.

Edit: Now with added b3ta approval!

Sitting and watching TV at work (as I obviously don’t have a telly at home) is occasionally ruined by the Act on CO2 adverts. I really hate the whining northern arsecandle on those adverts. Being a whining Northerner is my job, not his.

Anyway, my recent playing of games on t’internet has also been ruined by needless appearances of this fart-trumpet. And so, I give you…

Many, many years ago, February 24th 2001 to be exact, I theorised to a Mr. Joel Veitch, of Rathergood.com, that you could summon a demon by masturbating on to your own faeces. Ok, so I stole this idea from a Clive Barker book, and neglected to mention that you must use your invisible psychic arm. Joel adopted me as his god, which is good. Sadly, in recent years, the quality of worship has declined. So it really serves him right that this has happened:

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