I'm very, very sorry.
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Saturday, June 21, 2008
Spoof 2001 / Hello Advert
A while ago, as a result of a drunken conversation about how all advertising was rubbish and even a monkey could come up with workable ideas, I made this thing. Then lost it.
Now I've found it again.
Did Hello magazine ever use such an obvious idea? Or Heat? I don't know. But if they do, I want a cheque.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Best advert of the year (so far)
What happens when you use the best driving song of all time (as selected by Top Gear, and independently verified by me) to advertise the best chocolate made (as decided by me)?
This..... enjoy.
Brilliant!
Monday, April 28, 2008
I am a Twit, The Sontarans are sh!t
Ok Jon, I've started using twitter now. Are you happy?
I hope you are. Currently I'm so unhappy and angry that I may need to go out and kick a tramp.
What could possibly bring on this foul mood? Why its the latest concept to by urinated on by our old favourite Russell T. Davies, the Sontarans.
Lets have a quick look at them from back in the days when they weren't shite and didn't do silly dance...
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Whippet Dog
The fantabulous Dr. Ashen created a cartoon called "The Life and Times of Henry Pickles: Whippet Dog", which you can find here.
Being the terrible plagiarist that I am, I stole the concept (and his voice), and produced this...
Thanks to the good doctor for allowing me to steal his voice. His soul will be next!
Wednesday, March 26, 2008
God Gave Us Life
"God Gave Us Life", by Half Man Half Biscuit.
Another half-baked animantion, cobbled together over two nights.
This one celebrates all that God has given us.
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
The Shrew (Where Everybody Knows Your Name)
Here comes another hastily put togother video. This time its a version of the Cheers title sequence, but featuring the folks from The Shrewsbury Arms in Stafford.
Cobbled together by myself, with photographs supplied by Alf Jackson, and some old ones from the Staffordshire Past Track website. Gary Cartwright gave my the idea for this last week, and frankly I'm amazed that I could be bothered to get it done, considering i'm such a lazy oaf.
"Theme from Cheers (Where Everybody Knows Your Name)". Words and Music by Gary Portnoy and Judy Hart Angelo. Performed by Gary Portnoy. Earthtone Recording, Inc.
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
Saturday, December 29, 2007
Stafford Song Animation
After literally hours of work, I've crafted this wonderous video of the excellent Stafford Song. It's made with Moviestorm, and the music of Tom Sofa.
Sunday, December 09, 2007
Truly Awful Goth Jokes #1
For those of you too tight to shell out a few quid for the Goth Jokes book (available here), I've made a short animation of one of the lower quality jokes. This time i'm using Moviestorm, the beta version of which is free. Oh, and some speech synthesis software was used too.
Tuesday, December 04, 2007
Wednesday, September 26, 2007
The Man With X-Ray Eyes
Another wonderfully pish-weak animation for your viewing pleasure. This one is made with The Movies.
Thursday, May 24, 2007
The Fairy Fellers Master Stroke
Monday, March 19, 2007
Friday, January 05, 2007
The "Job" Series of Animations.
Three videos for the price of one here..... All made with The Movies, but I forgot to upload them to this site.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Friday, October 13, 2006
Come On Baby, Light My Fire
Appearance in the B3ta
email 04 AUG 2006
Inadvisable lighter trick
"Having
read in your worthy missive that disposing of batteries by fire is not
very impressive," writes Tony Blews, "We decided (instead) to cast our
communal lighter unto the flames. And film it."
Yup, that
looks more impressive. But don't blame us, Tony. You were clearly
drunk and reckless.