Tony Blews

Interweb Weapons Dealing

Wed, 21 May 2008 18:20:33 +0100

I'm bored again, something that happens with frightening regularity. So today, using the brilliantly simple Gift Creator for Facebook, I've bodged up an app that allows you to send weapons to your friends.

Click the pic to go to it (assuming you have an account on farcebook).

This is part of my continuing commitment to undermine the credibility of the damn site, and thus should not be taken serously. Arms dealing is a serious business, and if I had access to a stockpile of firearms, I certainly wouldn't let you have any. Obviously I'd keep them for when the country turns into Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland™, where all have to scavenge for Guzzoline in customised 1970s cars.

That'll be Friday then, fingers crossed.

VIC 20 WAP?

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:58:42 +0100

I recently found this link on Slashdot. Some muppet tried to make a WAP client for a VIC 20. Oh, it was me.

The link to the site from Slashdot is broken, but via the magic of keeping archives of all my old stuff, I can bring it back.

So click here to see it in all its lack of glory.

Mini-Rizla packets

Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:28:51 +0100

Don't have time for a full length smoke? Boss moaning about the time you spend outside?

Just want to cut down? You need MINI-RIZLA!

Approx 3/4 the length of a normal Rizla.

Inspired by the amount of time I spend outside the pub, not wanting to smoke a whole roll-up in one go.

Get the PDF template, all ready to print!

Radio Controlled Car Thing

Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:15:17 +0000

About 2 years ago, drunk, I bought a Radio Controlled car for about a fiver from ASDA. It was crap, not even worthy of being a Christmas present for my best mate's two year old dog.
So, what can I do with this tacky oriental toy? What purpose can it be put to?

Happy Fun Valentine Goatse Pull Toy

Wed, 07 Feb 2007 19:32:13 +0000

Do you want a special Valentines edition of the Christmas Goatse Pull Toy?

Here is how to make one of these things for real.

Happy Fun Goatse Christmas Pull Toy

Wed, 20 Dec 2006 19:28:19 +0000

On December 20th, 2006, Puromycin posted this image on the b3ta messageboard.

Click for instructions on how to make the real thing!