Tony Blews

Random Email Rubbish 3

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 18:52:21 +0100

It gets better....

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From: "Owen Gross" <WilbertripGuerrero@webring.com>
To: <xxxxxx@xxxxxxxxxx.co.uk>
Subject: promise leeuwenhoek prentice connie compensate
Date: 08 August 2008 11:43

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Random Email Rubbish 2

Thu, 31 Jul 2008 12:10:40 +0100

It has been a while since I received any truly bizarre emails. Here is today's puzzler:

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From: "Jules Barrera" <EliseogateValenzuela@summitappliance.com>
To: <xxxxxxxxx-xxxx@xxxxxxxxx.co.uk>
Subject: surreal reminiscent
Date: 31 July 2008 07:44

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collateral diacritic.
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A few of things bother me about this...

What the hell is it all about? Is it some ultra-secret code? Do I need an Enigma Machine to crack it
Is it a warning about something, possibly from aliens, or even "God™"? Maybe some global catastrophe will happen, and I'll have been fore-warned all along. I'll be walking down the street and people will point and stare (more than usual), shouting "He knew! He was told all about this and did nothing! Get the Wicker Man built, we're having a burning!"
How the hell did Space Captain Jules Barrera find out an email address that is supposed only known by my bank? Questions will be asked later today. The Red Hot Needle of Inquiry will be employed.

If you can decode this message, let me know.

Random Email Rubbish

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 08:36:20 +0100

Question. Why to people send gibberish emails to people at random?

Today I received this piece of top quality twaddle....

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From: "Juanita Mclean" ncncoquette@manuwealth.com
To: "tony" tony@coobeastie.co.uk
Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:38 AM
Subject: chamois chang berwick

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So, what is that all about? She's not trying to sell me anything, offering me a chance to share in the $10,000,000 that she found under a stone, or any of the usual crap. So what is the point? Is it some secret message?

All the words start with A B C or D. So its not a DNA fragment. That would need A C G and T.

Maybe its music? So, after a quick download of MagicScore Classic 5 5.095, and a bit of a play about,I give you this midi file. Listen to it.

Maybe this little tune is the key to universal happiness. I certainly feel more cheerful for hearing it. Thank you, Juanita Mclean, for giving me the secret of happiness. I shall play this tune to people all day, in the hope that they too will be happy, and not punch me in the face for being an annoying blert.

UPDATE!

The ever vigilant(e) Jon of Crackerwax informs me that Ms. MacLean is dead.

So, it seems i'm receiving messages (and possibly tunes) from the dead. Wow. That's a turn up for the books.

If I vanish suddenly, then that tune obviously opens a portal to hell, or something. And here was me secretly hoping that it was the greetings tune to be played to visiting aliens.