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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Facebook is now as bad as MySpace

I did like Facebook for a while. It seemed like a more sober and sensible version of MySpace. Now look at it.

I do not want to be a vampire. My skin is pasty enough as it is, and I shun sunlight anyway.

I do not want to be a Werewolf. I'm hairy enough right now.

I do not want to have a Poo Fight with you. That is just disgusting.

Posted by Tony at 2:22 AM
Categories: Announcements (RSS), Contact Me (RSS), Ranting (RSS), Ukulele (RSS), Words (RSS)

Monday, July 09, 2007

Internationalism

Having just checked the little map thing down there on the left, I'd like to welcome visitors from the following countries (please forgive me if I get this wrong as the map isn't too clear in one or two cases....)

Austrailia, Denmark, Eire, Israel, New Zealand, Norway, Sweden and the good old USA.

If you're reading this and not from the UK, please email me and tell me your opinion of my ill thought out ramblings. The address is   (do NOT click on that, and don't email bucket@tonyblews.co.uk either, unless you really want... no, just don't, ok?)

Posted by Tony at 3:09 AM
Categories: Announcements (RSS), Contact Me (RSS)

Friday, May 19, 2006

Contact Me.

Contact details

Should you wish to contact me by email1, you can sent it to tony@tonyblews.co.uk.

You can sent a FAX to 07050699204, or leave a drunken, rambling message on my answering machine at 07005961293. if its really funny i'll bung it on the site! (These numbers come from my Stupid Little Shop - go there and buy stuff!)

"So if you want my address, it's number one at the end of the bar, where I sit with the broken angels, clutching at straws and nursing a scar" -Sugar Mice, Marillion

You can find me on b3ta as coobeastie, and on MySpace as tonyblews.
On the Live For Speed network I drive as "tonyblews". See the nubbin below for my current status...



Notes

1 - Unlike some Vikings, I do not want spam. So kindly shove your head up your arse before trying to sell me: Viagra, Stolen Copies of Photoshop, Penis Enlargement, anything American, Democracy, tips on the stock market, Nigerian fortunes, The Grand Duchy of Luxemboug, Keith Harris and Orville.

For every item of "Spam" or "Unsolicited Comercial Email" that I recieve, I am sworn to kill a kitten. Currently I have a backlog of over 200,000 kittens to get through. Do me a favour, try and hawk your fake medications to this man: Mr. Speed Camera.

Posted by Tony at 11:00 AM
Categories: About Me (RSS), Contact Me (RSS)