"I have in my hand a piece of paper," famous words, once spoken by
Arthur Neville Chamberlain as he got off an aeroplane and announced that
there would be "peace in our time".
To quote James Tiberius Kirk, "those words were spoken by me" (apart
from the peace/time bit), last time someone telephoned me while I was on
the khazi.
But enough of me re-iterating quotes to try and look intelligent, when
all can plainly see the joke is based on a 1990 era Viz cartoon, let us
get on with this pointless log entry (oh behave).
Not many days ago, I recieved a package containing a copy of my very own rubbish
quality book "How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?"
Now, once again, "I have in my hand a piece of paper". And, I'm in the
toilet (as that, oddly is where the best lighting in the house is), and
i've used my cameraphone to take the picture. Feckin' quality
linking that was. Unless anyone noticed the tense-change...
So here is physical proof of the book...
Hmm. Something is missing, but I can't think what... Oh yeah, the
FRIGGING TITLE! Still, at least my name is on it. Anyway, let us look
inside.
.
Actually, i'm quite happy about the whole thing, apart from the cover.
Honestly, I spent minutes thinking of that title and might as well have
used "Coppulam Eam Est Se Non Posit Acceptera Jocularum". There are a
few printing errors that didn't appear in the original version (such as
the footer line breakage that i'm pointing to up there), but I'm still
happy with it. And I'll be even happier if you
click here are buy a copy to feed my nicotine, alcohol and curry habits.
Also, I can now say I am a published author and you are not. And that,
in a very small way, makes me better than you.
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