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Thursday, July 31, 2008
Random Email Rubbish 2
It has been a while since I received any truly bizarre emails. Here is today's puzzler:
===================================================================== From: "Jules Barrera" <EliseogateValenzuela@summitappliance.com> To: <xxxxxxxxx-xxxx@xxxxxxxxx.co.uk> Subject: surreal reminiscent Date: 31 July 2008 07:44 rustproof collateral tumult mainline tumult often? scriptural, scriptural diacritic. mainline civic cosmology mainline rustproof inauspicious, collateral disc crew spume rustproof gate. collateral diacritic. =====================================================================
A few of things bother me about this...
- What the hell is it all about? Is it some ultra-secret code? Do I need an Enigma Machine to crack it
- Is it a warning about something, possibly from aliens, or even "God™"? Maybe some global catastrophe will happen, and I'll have been fore-warned all along. I'll be walking down the street and people will point and stare (more than usual), shouting "He knew! He was told all about this and did nothing! Get the Wicker Man built, we're having a burning!"
- How the hell did Space Captain Jules Barrera find out an email address that is supposed only known by my bank? Questions will be asked later today. The Red Hot Needle of Inquiry will be employed.
If you can decode this message, let me know.