Tony Blews

Can I have a new spine please?

For this post I was planning to bang on about other "classic" films from the video stores of our youth, following the Blue Thunder post.

Sadly, I managed to injure myself and have become somewhat self-absorbed in my agony.

However, after finally getting up to A+E I can reveal these vital pieces of information:

1. Sneezing can result in displaced vertebrae.
2. Walking with the aforementioned displaced vertabrae is really painful, and at times impossble.
3. Crutches are not as much help as you would imagine if you suddenly have a spasm and fall over.
4. Arriva have at least one arsehole for a driver.
5. Arriva have at least one really lovely driver.
6. Co-Codamol is a good painkiller.
7. So is alcohol.
8. But the two don't mix too well.

So there you are.

Also, having a dump hurts like hell, and arse-wiping is difficult if you can't twist your back or bend over.