Tony Blews

Upon merging sites together....

Regular readers (all 2 of you) will have noticed the lack of updates recently.

This does not mean that there are no rubbish cars out there, just that I haven't driven any recently. Mainly through not driving much.

I'm tempted to kill this site off and merge it into my main site (www.tonyblews.co.uk), UNLESS I receive a shed load of begging emails telling me not to do it.

What is the reason for this?

Well, I can't be arsed updating 2 sites instead of one, and I have realised of late that I have no sense of taste whatsoever, and that my judgement in car matters cannot be trusted anymore.

And the reason for the later?

I have entered into negotiations to purchase a.......... Fiat Doblo. Yup. It really is that bad. But worse. It is the very same Doblo pictured in the article that I slagged them off in. What sort of two-faced lying hypocrite am I? Jesus, with a change of heart like that I could almost become the Motoring Editor of The Sun! (Apart from being 3 foot too tall, having too much hair, and not being willing to ooze praise over whatever shite and overpriced wanker-chariot i've been given this week.) I didn't buy it.

And finally (probably)...

Have you ever noticed... How every Audi ever made since the Quattro looks fucking horrible? How the BMW Mini looks like it has Downs Syndrome? How shite the new Focus looks? How 99% of BMW drivers are arogant arseholes?

And my extra final thought...

Surely putting a big-ass boot spoiler of the back of a front wheel drive car is dangerous. The whole point of the "Sierra Wing" is to increase down-force. But to what end? Your front wheels are doing the driving and steering, so why the fuck do you want more down-force at the back? It just increases the under-steer and makes is more likely that you'll end up on your roof in a bus shelter. Hmm. actual proof to follow.