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Saturday, January 12, 2008
Smoking Helmet
Occasional table visitor Jon
has drawn my attention to this, the Indoor/Outdoor
Smoking Helmet, believing it to be a device I first suggested back
in 1996 when we had to share an office.
Close, Jon, but no cigar. Mainly as you don't smoke. This odd device seems to be an attempt to let you smoke outside in relative comfort. That was not my plan. I envisaged a contraption that would allow me to sit at my desk and smoke, with all the smoke being directed via pipes and vents and the like, to the great outdoors. To clarify my plan I must now fall back on the last weapon of failed inventors everywhere... The crudely drawn childish cartoon...
I hope this has cleared up any confusion. I will continue to work on the design for my device, as testing has shown a number of flaws. Suffocation being the main one.