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Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Stafford Floods

Stafford flooded again yesterday.....

See the pictures here... http://www.flickr.com/photos/toble/sets/72157600515101744/ 

Posted by Tony at 2:04 PM
Categories: Flickr (RSS), Gallery (RSS), Stafford (RSS)

Sunday, June 24, 2007

About me

Basic Information

Name: Anthony John Blews
Birthdate: 19th May 197cough cough splutter something
Mother's Maiden Name - for the purposes of Identity Fraud: Wythington-Smythe
Hair: Black, tending to grey, but mostly missing at the front.
Eyes: two blue/grey ones, depending on my mood
Height: Approximately 6'5" [under review, as I heighted in at 6'7" last time I was at the Doc's]
Weight: Approximately 16 stone. [as above, but 13 stone!]
Occupation: Taxi Driver, but previously: Programmer, Technician, Forecourt Attendant, Charity Worker, Shop Assistant, Beer Tester.
Location: Stafford, Staffordshire. (Previously Preston, Lancashire)

There will be a copy of my CV here soon, but its still being messed with.
Posted by Tony at 2:22 AM
Categories: About Me (RSS)

A man's best friend is his duck

a duck will bring you good luck
Posted by Tony at 1:16 AM
Categories: About Me (RSS)

Friday, June 22, 2007

With my little Ukulele in my hand

Hurrah! I've just acquired a ukulele! Thanks to the nice people on Stafford-Freecycle, particularly Nick Corder.

To celebrate this earth-shattering news, along with me finally deciding to learn a bit of flash, I give you this...


Click for the really annoying thing!

Conclusive proof that I crap at both playing the ukulele and making Flash animations. But, its early days yet. As D:Ream were once so kind to point out, things can only get better.

Posted by Tony at 1:46 AM
Edited on: Friday, June 22, 2007 1:57 AM
Categories: Animation (RSS), Ukulele (RSS)

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

Random Email Rubbish

Question. Why to people send gibberish emails to people at random?

Today I received this piece of top quality twaddle....

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From: "Juanita Mclean" ncncoquette@manuwealth.com To: "tony" tony@coobeastie.co.uk Sent: Tuesday, June 19, 2007 8:38 AM Subject: chamois chang berwick austin cockcrow, beltsville commutate andromeda, comb commendation. collage dealt diagnoses bad daybed abstinent collaborate. childish deflater catholic accomplish classification bribery demystify buoy affiliate chert cunningham cult. caribbean diode conclude autocratic complementary combine archer -------------------------------------------------

So, what is that all about? She's not trying to sell me anything, offering me a chance to share in the $10,000,000 that she found under a stone, or any of the usual crap. So what is the point? Is it some secret message?

All the words start with A B C or D. So its not a DNA fragment. That would need A C G and T.

Maybe its music? So, after a quick download of MagicScore Classic 5 5.095, and a bit of a play about,I give you this midi file. Listen to it.

Maybe this little tune is the key to universal happiness. I certainly feel more cheerful for hearing it. Thank you, Juanita Mclean, for giving me the secret of happiness. I shall play this tune to people all day, in the hope that they too will be happy, and not punch me in the face for being an annoying blert.

UPDATE!

The ever vigilant(e) Jon of Crackerwax informs me that Ms. MacLean is dead. 

So, it seems i'm receiving messages (and possibly tunes) from the dead. Wow. That's a turn up for the books.

If I vanish suddenly, then that tune obviously opens a portal to hell, or something. And here was me secretly hoping that it was the greetings tune to be played to visiting aliens.

Posted by Tony at 8:36 AM
Edited on: Thursday, July 31, 2008 11:48 AM
Categories: Junkmail (RSS), Ranting (RSS), Sounds (RSS)

Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Villains.co.nr

A very long time ago, I ran a site at www.villains.co.uk. Now, I've dusted it off, uploaded it once more, and parked it at www.villains.co.nr.

Posted by Tony at 2:35 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:26 PM
Categories: Announcements (RSS), Other Sites (RSS), Words (RSS)

Monday, June 11, 2007

Your Car Is Rubbish

Oops. I started this thing a couple of months ago, and forgot to link it from anywhere.

Your Car is Rubbish! 

Posted by Tony at 2:19 PM
Edited on: Tuesday, June 12, 2007 8:27 PM
Categories: Cars (RSS), Other Sites (RSS), Ranting (RSS)

Friday, June 08, 2007

Fake Model Stuff 3 - The Lord Nelson

Another pub I use. The Lord Nelson.

Posted by Tony at 9:48 AM
Edited on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:01 PM
Categories: Drinking (RSS), Gallery (RSS), Stafford (RSS)

Thursday, June 07, 2007

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

Musician or Murderer

Can you differentiate between a bloodthirsty nutcase and a professional musician?

Admittedly, it can be difficult at times. Click on the screenshot to take the test.

 

(This is an old quiz, taken off my old site.)

Posted by Tony at 12:40 PM
Categories: Quiz (RSS)

Driver Quiz

What type of driver are you?

You are a Taxi Driver. Time is money and you never have enough of either. The Road Traffic Act is a nuisance, but laws are meant to be bent anyway.
Take this quiz!
Posted by Tony at 2:24 AM
Edited on: Monday, January 07, 2008 9:22 PM
Categories: Cars (RSS), Quiz (RSS)

Fake Model Stuff 2: The Shrewsbury Arms

 

One of my two local boozers, The Shrewsbury Arms .

Posted by Tony at 1:12 AM
Edited on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:01 PM
Categories: Drinking (RSS), Gallery (RSS), Stafford (RSS)

Tuesday, June 05, 2007

Fake Model Stuff. The Old Teleride Office

In an attempt to fend off the 4am boredom, I done made this. That small fake building was the location of the small fake company that myself and the lunatic Jon from Crackerwax worked for.
Posted by Tony at 3:50 AM
Edited on: Wednesday, June 27, 2007 2:02 PM
Categories: Gallery (RSS), Stafford (RSS)