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Friday, March 28, 2008

Upon merging sites together....

Free Domain Name - www.YOU.co.nr!

Regular readers (all 2 of you) will have noticed the lack of updates recently.

This does not mean that there are no rubbish cars out there, just that I haven't driven any recently. Mainly through not driving much.

I'm tempted to kill this site off and merge it into my main site (www.tonyblews.co.uk), UNLESS I receive a shed load of begging emails telling me not to do it.

What is the reason for this?

Well, I can't be arsed updating 2 sites instead of one, and I have realised of late that I have no sense of taste whatsoever, and that my judgement in car matters cannot be trusted anymore.

And the reason for the later?

I have entered into negotiations to purchase a.......... Fiat Doblo. Yup. It really is that bad. But worse. It is the very same Doblo pictured in the article that I slagged them off in. What sort of two-faced lying hypocrite am I? Jesus, with a change of heart like that I could almost become the Motoring Editor of The Sun! (Apart from being 3 foot too tall, having too much hair, and not being willing to ooze praise over whatever shite and overpriced wanker-chariot i've been given this week.) I didn't buy it.

And finally (probably)...

Have you ever noticed... How every Audi ever made since the Quattro looks fucking horrible? How the BMW Mini looks like it has Downs Syndrome? How shite the new Focus looks? How 99% of BMW drivers are arogant arseholes?

And my extra final thought...

Surely putting a big-ass boot spoiler of the back of a front wheel drive car is dangerous. The whole point of the "Sierra Wing" is to increase down-force. But to what end? Your front wheels are doing the driving and steering, so why the fuck do you want more down-force at the back? It just increases the under-steer and makes is more likely that you'll end up on your roof in a bus shelter. Hmm. actual proof to follow.

Posted by Tony at 1:39 AM
Edited on: Wednesday, June 04, 2008 1:40 AM
Categories: Rubbish Cars (RSS)

Thursday, March 27, 2008

Whippet Dog

The fantabulous Dr. Ashen created a cartoon called "The Life and Times of Henry Pickles: Whippet Dog", which you can find here.

Being the terrible plagiarist that I am, I stole the concept (and his voice), and produced this...

Thanks to the good doctor for allowing me to steal his voice. His soul will be next!

Posted by Tony at 8:40 PM
Edited on: Saturday, March 29, 2008 6:24 PM
Categories: Animation (RSS), Machinima (RSS), Videos (RSS), YouTube (RSS)

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

God Gave Us Life

"God Gave Us Life", by Half Man Half Biscuit.

Another half-baked animantion, cobbled together over two nights.

This one celebrates all that God has given us.

Posted by Tony at 4:02 AM
Categories: Animation (RSS), Videos (RSS), YouTube (RSS)

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Amoi WP-S1 3/Skype Phone - 5 months later

Last November, I bought a 3 Skypephone, AKA an AMOI WP-S1, AKA an AMOI 8512. My original review of it is here.

(blurry photo taken on my old phone)
After five months of continuous use, I've decided to take another look at the phone.
Posted by Tony at 2:22 AM
Edited on: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:03 PM
Categories: Geek (RSS), Mobile Internet (RSS), Phones (RSS), Review (RSS), Words (RSS)

Friday, March 07, 2008

Ill-advised Ranty Drunken Post Replaced With a Crap Cartoon


Last night, whilst somewhat innebriated, I posted a shouty rant about something. Upon sober-ish reflection, I decided to replace it with a badly drawn cartoon.

Normal service will be resumed soon. I promise.
Posted by Tony at 2:39 AM
Categories: Ranting (RSS)

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Vistaprint Cards

The cards from Vistaprint turned up. They were free apart from the postage. Not bad, considering.

Of course, the look a lot better in real life, when not being the target of the worst digital camera known to man.

Posted by Tony at 10:38 PM
Categories: Review (RSS)