Tony Blews

In 1998 Claudia Schiffer made an advert for the excrable Citroen Xsara. The car, although bad in every respect, was only the second worst Citroen of recent years. That dubious honour goes to the Xsara Picasso.

The Picasso is one of only two cars that I completely refuse to drive (I’ll reveal the other one in the future). To celebrate the removal of the Picasso from the Citroen UK catalogue I present a badly thought out and poorly executed video:

Anyway, why would a German supermodel want to be associated with a shite French saloon car (apart from the cash – £3,000,000 allegedly)? Surely she’d have been better off whoring herself for the benefit of BMW or Mercedes?