Tony Blews

I have made no secret of my hatred of the Citroën Picasso. I feel it is not only an ugly car, but a dangerous one too.  Hence my surprise when Citroën started sending me publicity rubbish through the post, and then this email:

Subject: Book A Test Drive Now!

To celebrate with us, hurry to your nearest Citroën dealer and find out how we’re continuing to inspire and delight discerning motorists with our award-winning range and take advantage of 0% APR typical finance* on the Citroën C4 Picasso, Grand C4 Picasso, new C3 Picasso and the C5.  You can now purchase any Citroën with an extra £2000 off using the government scrappage scheme.

As I would rather push a Ford than drive a Citroën, I shall be declining your offer.

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