Tony Blews

Ok, so everyone and their dog is ranting like mad about the casting choice of the new actor to play the character of The Doctor in Doctor Who.

Fine. Matthew Smith. Never heard of him, but I’d never heard of David Tennant either.

But, and this is very important, David Tennant does not look like a total arsecandle.

Oh, don't I have cool hair?

I know I can’t really say a damn thing about hair (sporting my James May Tribute Haircut), but observe the floppy lop-sided shiteness.  Its only a tiny step away from sending emoarse.com and doctorwhoisshit.com into some kind of cyclic whirlpool of manic recursion, or even recursive occlusion.

Still, we’ll see how it goes. I thought that Sylvester McCoy was going to be awful, but The Curse of Fenric and Battlefield are two of my favourite stories.