Castles of Britain, with Mott and Bailey
If I had a television, I’d probably moan about all the rubbish that is on these days. But I don’t, so I won’t.
Instead, I’ve decided to invent some TV shows that I, personally, would like to watch. If I had a television. Which I don’t.
Let’s get the ball rolling with this imaginary epic…
Produced by the team behind “Coast”, “Castles of Britain” would be a 12 part series of half hour episodes following a re-formed Mott the Hoople and Bill Bailey as they explore, strangely, the castles of Britain.
Over the course of the series, they could give an insight into the history of each castle, before performing an outdoor concert and entertaining the locals with a mixture of early seventies glam-rock and contempory comedy.




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