Having nothing better to do at the moment than lie flat on my back and play on t'internet, i've created this:
Yes, The Half Man Half Biscuit Wiki.
Monday, July 14, 2008
Half Man Half Biscuit Wiki - Biccipedia?
Posted by Tony at 9:02 PM
Edited on: Monday, July 14, 2008 9:33 PM
Categories: Announcements, Other Sites, Projects
Edited on: Monday, July 14, 2008 9:33 PM
Categories: Announcements, Other Sites, Projects
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Can I have a new spine please?
For this post I was planning to bang on about other "classic" films from the video stores of our youth, following the Blue Thunder post.
Sadly, I managed to injure myself and have become somewhat self-absorbed in my agony.
However, after finally getting up to A+E I can reveal these vital pieces of information:
- Sneezing can result in displaced vertebrae.
- Walking with the aforementioned displaced vertabrae is really painful, and at times impossble.
- Crutches are not as much help as you would imagine if you suddenly have a spasm and fall over.
- Arriva have at least one arsehole for a driver.
- Arriva have at least one really lovely driver.
- Co-Codamol is a good painkiller.
- So is alcohol.
- But the two don't mix too well.
So there you are.
Also, having a dump hurts like hell, and arse-wiping is difficult if you can't twist your back or bend over.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
How do you measure your sanity?
"He checks his sanity with a wristwatch?"
"Sure, what do you use? A dipstick?"
What am I on about?
How about the best 80s cop/action movie featuring a lead character called Murphy, that wasn't Robocop, and the best Roy Scheider film that didn't end with an exploding shark?
Clearly there is only one thing I could be on about...
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
International Talk Like Jeremy Clarkson Day
As part of my continuing mission to undermine the credibility of Facebook,
I present the event "International Talk Like Jeremy Clarkson Day".
April 11th 2009.
Let us see how many people sign up for this...
